Listen, my dog is a chew toy assassin. He’s a 71 lb tornado of teeth and determination, shredding so-called “indestructible” toys from Chewy and other Amazon brands faster than I can say, “No, not the toddlers toys!” I’ve lost count of the squeaky carcasses, piles of fluff and rubber remnants littering our house. Enter this aggressive chewer dog ball, unassuming, round, but secretly a superhero.From the moment I tossed it to our dog, it was like he met his match. He chomped, he gnawed, he threw it around like it owed him money, and this ball just… didn’t care. It’s been three months, and it’s still in one piece, mocking our dog with its pristine bounce. I swear I heard it whisper, “Is that all you got, big guy?” when he tried to bury it in the yard.The best part? It’s bright orange, so I can spot it in the grass, unlike my dreams of owning a calm domesticated canine. Our dog loves chasing it, and I love not shelling out $25 every week for a new toy. It’s like this ball has a PhD in durability and a black belt in sass. If your dog treats toys like a personal vendetta, get this ball. It’s the only thing that’s made our dog rethink his life choices.10/10, would buy again if this one ever gives up, but I doubt it ever will.